Sexy Neighbors

When you live alone in a townhouse, you start to hear things that would otherwise be masked by the sounds of your housemates. For example, I didn't know that my Korean neighbors got it on so often. Either they've significantly spruced up their sexual practices, or they've moved into the room adjacent to mine and are pinning each other to the wall right behind my bed. I would be exaggerating if I said it was like living in a French brothel or hotel, but it is definitely an unfamiliar lullaby when I'm trying to sleep.